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All Time Low Discography → Colour Palette

All Time Low Discography → Colour Palette

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natalielovees:

The reason why I get notifications for Troye Sivan’s tweets

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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jack-alltimelow:

You came to the wrong neighborhood

jack-alltimelow:

You came to the wrong neighborhood

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses

one of these is not like the others

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capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

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5sostrum:

Do you want to come to a party

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My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

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This things at a frat house

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but the people are cool there

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Reluctant I followed

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but I never dreamed there

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Would be someone there who would catch my attention

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I wasn’t out searching for love or affection

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So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free

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Shine the beer for tequila

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and we headed into the party

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And then in the backyard some terrible ska band

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Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

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This place is so lame

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all these girls look the same

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All these guys have no game

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I wish I would have stayed

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In my bed back at home watching TV alone

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Where I’d put on some porn or have sex on the phone

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Far from people I hate down from anywhere state

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Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

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And then I saw her standing there

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With green eyes and long blond hair

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She wasn’t wearing underwear

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at least I prayed that

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She might be the one

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maybe we’d have some fun

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Maybe we’d watch the sun rise

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But that night I learned some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard to impress

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With the way that they dress

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With those things on their chests

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And the things they suggest to me

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I couldn’t believe what this lady was saying

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The names she was dropping the games she was playing

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She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys

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How she’s down with the wise well constructed disguise

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Now I’d rather go dateless than stay here and hate this

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Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless

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So I said I’d call her but never would bother

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Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

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So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair

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She won’t be wearing underwear and you’ll discover

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This girl’s not the one and she’ll never be fun

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You should just turn and run 

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Because you’ll find out that some girls try too hard

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Some girls try too hard

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And some girls try too hard to impress

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With the way that they dress

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With those things on their chests

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And the things they suggest to me

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